HEAVEN– In a surprise move, God issued a statement today announcing an immediate recall of His complete book series:The Torah, The Quran and the New Testament, citing misunderstandings and violence of “biblical proportions” brought about by many who have read the books.
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Perhaps this news from Zenit was the last straw…
SRINAGAR, India, SEPT. 14, 2010(Zenit.org).-
Various schools and churches were burned in another wave of anti-Christian violence in India and Pakistan.
Vatican Radio reported that these attacks, as well as other demonstrations in Indonesia and Afghanistan over the weekend, were a reaction to a U.S. man’s proposal to hold a “Qur’an Burning Day” on Saturday.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule,222/