God issues a recall

HEAVEN– In a surprise move, God issued a statement today announcing an immediate recall of His complete book series:The Torah, The Quran and the New Testament, citing misunderstandings and violence of “biblical proportions” brought about by many who have read the books.

2 Responses to God issues a recall

  1. jbf September 20, 2010 at 1:13 pm #

    Perhaps this news from Zenit was the last straw…

    SRINAGAR, India, SEPT. 14, 2010(

    Various schools and churches were burned in another wave of anti-Christian violence in India and Pakistan.

    Vatican Radio reported that these attacks, as well as other demonstrations in Indonesia and Afghanistan over the weekend, were a reaction to a U.S. man’s proposal to hold a “Qur’an Burning Day” on Saturday.